Also known as The Kyggler or most revered Benus, Kyle is easily the second most drunk person after all the micks on the forum at all times. Hailing from Michigan, Kyle battles evil tree mutants out of their rightful forest homes and drinks their divine sap to fuel his Holy Drunk Rage and to grow his godly face armor. He records his epic fights which we find to be beautiful ambient drones.
One day it was postulated that Kyle may be the reincarnation of Allen Ginsberg.
Kyle is either one of the most jolliest or depressed members on the forum.