Also known as John.
Many a time when he frequented ATPR's shores, intense Alan Partridge quote regurgitation would ensue. Sadly, in the "John Drought of 2010", there has been little in the way of Partridge on ATPR. However, there still has been sparing ongoing Father Ted references, thanks to kitty.
He is also noted for his nearly remarkable eloquence with swearing. Ten minutes with John will teach you more new curses than an hour on urban dictionary. Or, you will learn all the lyrics to pop songs from the 80's.
Not to be confused with robotsalad.
"Did someone call for a fascist mod?"